Whose Job is it to Fix That?
At her Tampa concert last night, Britney Spears’ mic was left on during a costume change as she shouted, “my pussy’s hanging out!” Honestly, I’m less surprised that Britney’s woman parts are physically capable of “hanging” out of clothing and more surprised that her mic was on at all.
USC Kids Really do have an Advantage in the Entertainment Industry
Here’s video of the USC marching band rehearsing with Radiohead before the Grammys. Sure, for over 200 years, no one ever got laid for joining the marching band, but this video shows what happens when everything actually falls into place in a drum major’s master plan.
The best part is when some 19 year-old kid from the marching band calls U2’s performance at the Grammy’s “mediocre.” I’m sure he would have really brought the place down on his own with just his symbol.
Hello, “I am Goodbye.”
Here’s the video for “I am Goodbye” off Bonnie “Prince” Billie’s upcoming album Beware. Will seems pretty happy in the video, as he should be, because he’s fucking awesome.
“No, you ‘sing now!’ I’m drinking, jackass.”
Why did Amy Winehouse cancel her Coachella date?
a). “Coachella-Smoachella! I’m Amy-f*ckin’-Wine-Somethin’ and I do what I want, when I want.”
b). She can’t get her weave through customs.
c). She’s a consciousness objector to California’s heroin laws.
d). After walking into her latest intervention, she took off running in a full-stride speedball-sprint and hasn’t been seen since.
e). She’s still recuperating from a painful incident during which she tried to smoke herself.
Video Phlog #3
Click through and post a caption in the comment section on current.com or I’ll fuckin’ stab you.
Of all the problems Michael has, the one thing he decided to work on was his chin. REALY MICHAEL, REALY?!?
Michael Jackson has announced a 25 show run in London. Of course, Michael will cancel the whole thing after about one and half shows, but why?
a). He has a doctor’s note.
b). The actress playing him doesn’t get paid, and quits.
c). Two Words: Child Choir.
d). Quincy Jones performs a mercy killing.
e). No nose, no shows.
Elliott Smith takes a Stab at Someone Else…
This video from 1995 shows Elliott Smith taking a shot at Trent Reznor in a previously unreleased song. The lyrics in question are:
the feedback starts and the singer yells
“i’d rather die than give you control”
but he’s already sold the whole damn thing for a big loan
There’s no word yet on Reznor’s reaction, but it’s got be hard to hold a grudge against a dead guy who stabbed himself in the heart multiple times.
Phil Collins announced that he has put music on the back burner, in order to spend more time with his true passion: the Alamo. Apparently Collins owns what may be the world’s largest private collection of Alamo artifacts. I kind of get why Texans are so obsessed with a battle they lost: they’re Texans and they don’t exactly have a winning steak, so a close loss is good enough. But why would a Brit care? Maybe it’s a good metaphor for his solo career after leaving Genesis, or maybe someone told him his bike was hidden in the basement there.
I just hope Phil combines his two passions. I’d love to hear a drum-soaked version of “the Ballad of Davy Crocket.”
Israeli funk musician and producer, Kutiman, pulled the music off a ton of homemade youtube videos and arranged them all into a song that’s worthy of being blasted on the mothership’s 8 track. I’d say more, but just click through— it’s awesome.
Long live J-funk!
Want Proof the Economic Crisis Hit Japan Early and Hard?
This lady plays the blues like she was born in a two-wall shack on the Mississippi Delta at the peak of the Great Depression and flood season. Perhaps Robert Johnson never would have had to sell his soul to the devil, if he had practiced with a Japanese work ethic.
The world is full of blues guitar enthusiasts, and the world is full of people that love Asian women, but if you find your self in the intersection of these two sets, today is the best day of your entire life.
Now get back to work, and try to figure out how you can contribute as much to the world as this chick does.
